and that is ELBOW to the uneducated on prefixes..hell did I even spell it right..who cares, just check this shit out...
Okay so where does a girl start and tell yall why my dumb ass decided to go to the mall in Atlanta, one of 3 my dumb azz hit up today, Lenox Mall as a matter of fact and had to BUST an elbow out all up in the sto'.
Okay so I am reaching for the ONLY XL left that this broad and yes I said broad PUT BACK, and so I grabbed it, cuz I thought it was just too fly and if she aint want it hell I did and plus it was flattering for my tig-o-bitties RIGHT...RIGHT .. so I grab it back off the rack and she was like umm excuse me but I am buying that...so I was like OH my bad, it looked like to me you put it back on the rack cuz you aint want it, so umm too bad so sad I AM BUYING IT NOW .. mind you .. I aint have time for the early morning bullshit, so I went on ahead and walked my azz off RIGHT .. WRONG .. this trick started tapping me on my shoulder for this fukn additional 30% off shirt that was TOO SMALL for her azz to beging with..so I turned around with a little irritation in my face and voice and was like can I fukn help you, you are not getting the shirt and really MA'AM it aint all that serious .. so then she tried to bum-rush her azz past me and bump into me all aggressive like and shit, and so I went on ahead and bust her azz in her back with my elbow hard as hell too, I got her azz good too..ole bitch.
Ima need folks to NOT fukc with me in a store on Black Friday, I mean seriously is it that serious?? Yah it was a good deal, cuz see I also got an additional 15% off for military discount, so I walked up out that store oh so smiling cuz umm I hit a bitch up literally and I got a great discount on all my items. Okay so it dont stop there...I see this same bitch up in the shoe store, staring a mug down and shyt, now mind you I am rocking my AIRFORCE t-shirt, cuz that is how I roll sometimes, I aint shame, and so she was like lookin all hard and shyt and then muttered something to the affect of .. I bet you wont be flying no more planes when I am done with that azz ... WTF?!?! Bitch is you stupid...who the fuck said I fly planes JUST CUZ I am rocking an AIR FORCE shirt, and I was like ummm yah okay .. LMAO .. and I didnt say nuffin, cuz you know I am in the ATL and I am ALONE, in the military and she look like she just ate her family's entire line of Thanksgiving dinner the night before and only SHE got to eat, so I was like umm look you just mad cuz you aint get the shirt and now you up in here trying to buy shoes, that is going to squeeze the fuck out of your foot cuz you think you a size 7 when you really a 12. Dont front ... anyway .. after the stare down and exchange of middle school level words the bitch finally left my Capt America azz alone ..
long story short ... bitches are crazy and even though they buy shit 10 sizes too small .. it dont matter cuz they think they sexy and aint nothing you can say or do about it, except take the LAST SIZE so they just move on .. and not disgust us anymore than they do already .. UGH .. nothing worse that seeing 4 stomachs hanging out of a smedium .. UGH!
JUST WRONG .. you hear me JUST WRONG.
Okay ladies I fly out tomorrow .. and have a FUNNY ass video pre-posting tomorrow too for those of you that watched the Real blah blah blah of ATL .. and man it is hilarious..or he is hilarious
CATCHING UP ON BLOGS TODAY AND IT WAS GOOD TO HEAR FROM YOU ALL ..
Okay so you all know my brother is in Afghanistan and stuff and so I got his care package off to him in the mail..well in return for one of them, he kept telling me he was sending me a bday gift that I am going to LOVE .. and so I was like oh okay .. well after talking to me the other night about 2 weeks ago .. look at what came in the mail for me yesterday .. I was AWAKE after that .. but umm can someone tell me how much the bomb this lens is .. cuz I am just now getting into photography and umm yah .. what is that black ring thing .. I asked him and he just laughed and said go take pics you will see a difference, he has the D90 .. so umm HELP.
Update: Okay cool so the hood is going to be good to photograph my kids on sunny days and stuff .. okay okay got it .. got it .. but umm yah as for the LENS ... Ima just have to play.
Yes I am still alive and kicking and this is my 200th post ..I miss you all..
OMGoodness .. can you say jacked up .. I started blog hoppin 2nite and made it to 3 and was falling asleep typing. I have been going non-stop since Monday from 0500-2100hrs every day in a GAS MASK, CHEM GEAR and eating SHIT for dinner.. and it all ended 2nite. I am DOG ASS TIRED. My son turned 10 on Wednesday so I have to rest up to celebrate on Saturday and just have so much to catch up on. I have not scrapped in 2 weeks, I have not watched television..or umm yah that too.
I did however get in the mail some yummy October Afternoon papers I have been looking for thanks to the lovely Simone. I have another box coming in the mail that should come soon like by tomorrow or Saturday I am hoping of the same papers .. I have all 3 lines YUMMY the 3 lines that are hard to find that is .. 4 sheets each...
I have not seen my kids and I need sleep. I will catch up on the blog world when I can, until then have a great Friday and weekend ...
Oh and thanks for those of you that kept it real about using sex toys every now and then and umm Ima see if I can sneak some of yall in my luggage when I fly out ..and yeah (to answer your question Casey) I have old skool and new skool on playlist .. still updating.