New Year Resolutions..

..my ass..yes I said ASS..

Do you ever get tired of making resolutions and then in December of the following year that your resolution is suppose to take place you are making that same promise to yourself the FOLLOWING year after that??

NO you say?...Oh .. okay, well then maybe it is just my absent minded lil self .. cuz I sure do .. erry year .. it is the same thing .. and why is it for women the number one resolution is WEIGHT LOSS?

Okay so now that I just talked all that shiz..let's see what I got planned for 2009..

• WEIGHTLOSS (lmao)
• READ 50+ BOOKS (total nerd I am)
• LESS PROFANITY (umm yah right)
• DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT (without assistance getting up)
• 365 POTD (we'll see)
• 4 LO's a week (totally do-able)
• MASTER BURPING AND FARTING AT THE SAME TIME (such talent)
• ORDER DR. NATURAS COLON CLEANSE (www.drnatura.com)
• USE MY SCRAP STASH (I mean seriously I have a Hobby Lobby in my home)
• START PH.D (I am totally nuts)
• REMAIN DEBT FREE (thank you re-enlistment bonuses, TDY, savings and sold homes)
• GET 4 MORE TATTOOS (dont judge us inked divas, cuz we sexy & tatted up)
• STOP TRYING TO BE PERFECT (I just have this neat freak thing going on)
• CONTINUE TO HEAL AND SCRAP MY PAST AND SURVIVAL (it sucks)

awe hell .. whatever else comes to mind is what Ima do .. I think my problem is I just go with the flow mostly .. so whatever right?

Happy Monday!