Umm yeah and we are not talking about pet's over here so if you are sensitive to me talking about my oochie coochie then this is not the blog for you. Seriously though I am really amped about zapping away at my belly meat and toning up my lovely thighs. With legs like these you really can't be walking around looking a hot mess in shorts/skirts.
Okay so yeah I woke up this morning at the lovely crack of dawn at 0415 got my face washed, teeth all brushed up and slapped some deoderant on the funk pits and was ready to rock. I walked in class all excited and my homie for life Angela C. was there too with her little perky grin on her face (mind you she has done this before and did try and brief me). So the instructor gave me a quick run down on the bike and on I climbed. Thinking that I was going to get some time to get adjusted. Umm hell naw...
We starting spinning and stretching at the same time then she was like now go to 2, then to 4 now up and down and up and down and the only thing I could think about was how the seat felt like it was sewing my little bitty booty cheeks together with a little bit of inner thigh rubbage. Mind you I am on my cycle so I am doubled up with a pad and all that so that's rubbing too and I am feeling like hell in my pants at this point and umm class has not even started. Oh and mind you all the while trying to find my breathing. Next thing you know I hear .. warm up over .. WHAT?!?!
So that's when I realized it was going to be MIND OVER COOCHIE. I was warned on facebook, instagram and by everyone to get some bike shorts and get my flat ass a bike cushion. Did I listen hell naw I procrastinated. Guess where I will be TODAY as soon as that damn BXtra opens and if they don't have one I will gladly drive to Cambridge to that fitness store and get one .. no shame in that game. Keeping it real though, once I got started and after about 10 minutes my metabolism had kicked in and I was ready to rock it out. However, the coochie horror was really killing my brain cells and train of thought because let's face it .. I was on FIRE. I could not get a good rhythem like I knew I could and pedal as hard as I wanted on the sprints because I had my legs cocked open like I was on my 8 year olds bike. Clearly these seats are made for toddlers. What grown ass woman do you know LOVES that seat???
ALL in all though that workout was really damn good. I was impressed and I didn't honestly know how I would feel walking away from it but on the drive home singing all loud in my car and trying to do the Wobble going 60 on these back UK roads I came to the conclusion that I have really really been missing out. I will lose this belly meat in NO time flat. Tonight I have total body conditioning class at 1700hrs and I am looking forward to it. I will be doing spin class 5 days a week M-F with my other programs. I will be 36 years old in exactly 60 days and I am really looking forward to feeling great about myself.
People are always asking .. "why are you working out so much?" .. I think sometimes people fail to realize that when they hear you make comments about your appearance and things they automatically just say "oh my gosh you look great already" never once do you hear a person say "how do you FEEL?" .. to me that's the problem with society these days they are so caught up on the OUTER and what they WANT to see that they fail to see what's really staring them in the face .. and when it comes to me people see me smiling all the time, laughing, talking, giving and just trying to be there for others they forget to stop and think damn .. "is she dying inside?" .. the answer is YES I have been for a long time now. I just have to be strong for my kids and they are more important and somewhere in between there I lost myself. I lost the old me but let's keep it real I don't let nothing keep me down long .. yes this has a lot to do with weight not just raw emotions on the day to do.
I am glad that I have ladies working out with me as well. I figured let me try this workout things again with my friends and it's working. My friends Maggie, Angela, Kaylai and Shayna always try and meet me up at the gym and workout at the same classes and when you get excited about seeing each other and pushing each other in class .. it really makes it worth it to go on top of the benefits. I still do a lot of things SOLO but having someone else to push you works wonders just the same.
So that ladies was my first day of spin class. Tomorrow should be better because all I could think about was "coochie is burning on this little ass seat, ouch push sasha just spin girl spin", "thighs are ripping". "OUCH OUCH OUCH". Not one time did I care about the pain of the thighs pushing through on level 10. So I really really did love it.
