. I love my kids , really of course I do until they start talking to me after being at school all day with that HOT FIRE breath and using words like hhhhhhelp, hhhhhhomework and hhhhhhhi .. you know the ones that LINGER.
.. I love my husband and his hugs until his ONION PITS hit my nose after he comes in from being outside too long w/no deodorant or something
... I love my neighbors until their kids start playing CLIMB AND GO GET IT in my back yard after they purposely start throwing stuff in it while jumping on their trampoline ...
.... I love my hips and thighs until I look down and see that FAT POCKET on the side of it and hubby goes by and slaps it and says "hey big juicy booty" ..
..... I love the fact that I can walk to this spot downtown (since that is where I live) in less than 3 minutes .. until there are people on the sidewalk and apparently right of way does not apply or move your ass over so I can SQUEEZE by too in this country ..
...... I love the mini-marts and the lines in them. Apparently I had to have a little beef down with an old man one morning after he BRUTALLY TAPPED me on the shoulder because I was giving the "American" distance in line, versus the get all up on them booty cheeks will ya line that I see often here and he was offended that I was not counting the chicks dandruff in front of me .. .
GOTTA LOVE IT .. besides why should I complain I live in England now, I get to visit, live and vacation in countries or places that people save half of their lives for to visit for just 2 weeks .. I can count all the Great Wonders of the World that I have actually touched .. and all the National Geographic spots you wonder is it really that beautiful .. YES
.. and I am living here for 3 years
.. gotta LOVE that.
